En behjertet anonym leverede en kommentar, som jeg i første omgang næsten troede var noget automatisk posted spam, og jeg regnede med at den ville slutte med at jeg kunne få millioner af $, hvis bare jeg sendte mit kontonummer med videre til en adresse i Elfenbenskysten.

Men det viste sig rent faktisk at være et CV for gode, gamle Billy Adamsen - undskyld, Doktor Billy Adamsen - placeret på et hockey-agent firma, hvor han åbenbart er partner. Naturligvis for den ikke for lidt i CV'et - man skal jo ikke sætte sit lys under en skæppe - eksempelvis fremstår han stadig som rådgiver for Tony Blair-regeringen. Realiteten i den historie er vist noget i stil med, at han sad ude i venteværelset og råbte "gode" råd.

Anyway, her er hele hans CV, skrevet i Dr Adamsens sædvanlige ydmyge stil:

Dr. Billy Adamsen serves as the Director of European Operations for O2K Worldwide Management Group. Dr. Adamsen will oversee all aspects of O2K's business, contract negotiations, sports marketing, player development and wealth management in Europe.

Dr. Adamsen recently was the Executive Director for the brand new multimillion dollar Malmo arena in Malmo, Sweden. The arena currently serves as the home for the Malmo Red Hawks. Dr. Adamsen is also a Partner in Denmark’s oldest Public Relation and Public Affairs agency, Sylvester Hvid & Co. and serves on various government boards and committees in Scandinavia and Europe.

Dr. Adamsen is well respected for his work in amateur and professional hockey throughout Scandinavia and Europe. In his past he’s served as an Executive Director for a Danish Ice Hockey Club and for various sporting events and organizations throughout the world.

In addition to Dr. Adamsen’s passion for hockey, he has also worked within politics and science. For more than 6 years he was the personal Adviser to the Danish Prime Minister and has been Adviser for The British Labour Government. Dr. Adamsen was a Professor at the University of Copenhagen and Copenhagen Business School where he conducted research on subjects such as Politics, Management and Communication, Culture, Media and Mass Communication and Sports Psychology and Language. He is an author and has published more than five books on these subjects and is an expert on how to turn organizations into a winning organization with a winning culture and image.

Dr. Adamsen has a Bachelor degree in Language Psychology, Master Degree in Mass Communication, Media & Culture and a PhD in Politics, Management and Communication from the University of Copenhagen. He has also been a research student at the University of California, Los Angeles (UCLA) where he conducted research on Media, Politics and Sports.

Jeg blev lidt nysgerrig omkring de her more than 5 books on these subjects - af Doktor Billy Adamsens bøger kender jeg nemlig kun til én, den berømte Spindoktor, hvor han gør det tydeligt, at han - naturligvis - var det eneste som fungerede i Poul Nyrups statsminiterium. Så jeg slog ham op på Wikipedia, hvor han står som forfatter af 5 bøger (det er jo næsten også mere end 5) - de 4 første lyder også ufatteligt interessante, nemlig:

• TV - en god babysitter
• TV og Computeren - gode babysittere
• TV-valg og TV-vælger
• En enkel sag - en tanke om enkeltsager og politik

Jeg håber bare at han en dag vil skrive en bog med Brian Mikkelsen, det tror jeg kan blive nærmest samfundsomvæltende litteratur. Ren Nietzche!
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