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lørdag den 7. september 2013, kl. 01.29

Confidential - Casting Slot: (The New) Princess Leia, Star´Wars VII

Movie: Disney Star Wars VII
Director: J.J. Abrams
Set: Moon of Endor
Characters: Princess Leia, C3PO ("Goldenrod"), various Ewoks in background

The time is appx two months after the celebration of the victory of the Battle of Endor and the Death of the Emperor.

The Emperors Hand (Mara Jade) has kidnapped Han Solo and Luke Skywalker.

Princess Leia has after a long search in the wilderness without food discovered their location.

She now has to pass that information on to C3PO ("Goldenrod" - the God of the Ewoks), so he can tell R2D2, and start a release of the prisoners.

However, they're are under surveillance - so Princess Leia has to pass her message using subterfuge. Which is further complicated by her tongue being stunned by accident (see Jar Jar Binks in the SW I: The Phantom Menace how that works).

Knowing C3PO is fluent in over 6 million forms of communication, Leia decides to tell the location of Han and Luke using the dance of the Giant Honey Bee of Alderaan - disguised as an Ewok. Also - she is carrying Luke Light Sabre, which she has to use as a prop in the dance, so that it is not discovered as being what it really is.

And.... Action!

Applicant: Former actor in Disney Productions. She'll ace this one!

Tape: Princess Leia Ewok Dance Routine

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